I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
All I want is dick and wine.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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