i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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