If i come over, it means nothing
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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