Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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