if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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