The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Shame?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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