I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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