god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
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she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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