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  • 44 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:00am
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    haha can i "bad night" AND "good night" this?

  • 41 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:56pm
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    ok seriously, where are all the twilight fangirls and why are they not making death threats to 3:30 and 3:34? i thought they were supposed to be rabid?!

  • 36 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:37pm
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    haha takes a big person to say that on an anonymous website, doesnt it? did daddy beat you? were you a dork in high school who got jammed in the lockers? or did your hs sweetheart turn out to be a skank, and fuck everyone behind your back? did your social life consist of beating off in the dark when you were at college?

  • 37 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:52pm
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    I like 5:30's suggestion.

  • 33 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:54pm
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    its not about twilight its about rob pattinsons hotnessssssssssssssssss mmmmmmm dont get too jealous now boys ;)

  • 31 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:16pm
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    NO ONE wants to fuck a fat chick. For ANY amount of money.

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:09pm
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    LOL @ 6:05... my thoughts exactly

  • 27 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:25pm
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    i love people who try to use tfln as a forum to bring up serious issues like the voting process. seriously? this is supposed to be funny. if you really cared that much you would channel all of your bitching and moaning to a productive outlet. but thanks for the laugh, 9:52 and 9:23 :D

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:06pm
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    Sorry scumbag don't need to go where your sister whores herself fir happy meals.... You have the typical intellect of a twilight fan.

  • 32 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:19pm
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    I'm a chick and I admit, Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson is sexy. But I'd much rather pay big bucks for just one night with Kristin Stewart. Mmmm...

  • 29 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:14pm
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    lyke sumtymes i lyk to tink of him while grubbin on sum buffalo wings. wings, bats, vampires GET IT!

  • 31 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:30pm
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    Wow, everyone's so sour on here. Gotta just enjoy the texts, and if there's a bad one... big deal. Chill lol.

  • 30 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:52pm
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    hahahhahahah youre a big tough guy 4:39...wait for your wife or husband to leave you, or your kids to hate you....trifling cunt? people like you talking down to 19 year olds deserve to get punched in the face, dragged in the street, and hit by a bus...and if i knew you, i would gladly say this to your face...im betting youre a menopausal woman whos really in midlife crisis

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:10am
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    I am more of a Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) kinda girl myself but some of people acctually like him for his acting more than his looks, at least i do. I'm not saying Twilight was fantastic but honestly how do you fucking play a sparkly vampire properly!? I'd fuck him any which way Love the text.

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:18pm
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    haha, that and most of the fangirls are currently occupied making lame song videos for youtube

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:22pm
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    I'm a fat girl and I wouldn't touch Robert Pattinson. He is fug. P.S. Twilight sucked. Hard.

  • 29 29
    Submitted by LindGauth on Apr 18, 10 at 8:39am
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    I'm 23 and almost finished my second year in school to receive my bachelors degree in psych and have been engaged and I would sleep with Rob Pattinson in a heart beat dressed as Edward or not :)

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:32am
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    9:52, Just because people talk about what celebrity they think is attractive or lip gloss and body glitter doesnt mean that these people arent capable of making decisions. your a fucking idiot for thinking they should go live on an island. havent you ever liked something before?

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:43pm
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    haha "silly" 9:12!?!? REALLY? Totally kidding. I cant believe I just read that entire thread .. . .

  • 29 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:53pm
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    im 18 and a size three and the only magazine on my walls is alt press... but i would pay a shit ton of money to fuck robert pattison (vampire or not)

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:11pm
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    4:02 i agree with you that he's hot, but i'd prefer him to leave the vampire costume at home

  • 26 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:22am
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    wow people are madddd. if you enjoy the books, good! if you didnt, good! if you havent read them, jeeze stop whining so much.

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:51am
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    I love how people fucking hate on Twilight when they have never even read any of the series. ...Fucking idiots probably can't even THINK to pick up one of the books because the size of them is just way to overwhelming.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:13am
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    HAHAHAHAHA I love Rob and I love Edward and I'm fat, and have a poster of him on my wall (not from Tiger Beat but still) and I think this is hilarious!

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:01pm
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    i just have to point out how mysteriously half the people on this website went to an ivy league school. LOL not likely.

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:20pm
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    Yea, I'm not a fat chick but I would totally hit that! He doesn't even need to dress as Edward.

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:26pm
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    6:06 read an entire post the bitch threw the first shot and had to brag about being ivy league. Like anyone gives a shit. The response that followed was in counter. If you can read a simple post thread I feel worse for you than being a twitard

  • 27 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:00pm
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    4:57 haha i am well aware of what i am talking about

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:11pm
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    i dont get why girls are so obsessed with rob pattinson. there are so many hotter guys out there that are waaay better actors.

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:28pm
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    I'd be all over that... Edward Cullen get-up or not. Just Rob in general. Yum.

  • 25 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:09pm
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    @ 402. youre a stupid whore. Go get some abusive ass on you to make you real woman. And this time STAY IN THE KITCHEN

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:58pm
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    i just have to applaud both of you for calmly discussing this with each other, and not freaking the fuck out. so many people do that on this site that this actually made me happy lol :)

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:05pm
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    Fail. I made the mistake of reading the first one just to see what they hype was about. I wish I could have those 10 hours of my life back because S. Meyer's writing is like the run-on ponderings of a teenage girl. What a waste of time.

  • 25 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:53pm
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    punctuation police......should state opinion

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:06pm
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    Thank you 6:03, thats basically what ive been doing, asking asshole why he has to insult people...i was just sticking up for the ivy league girl...anonymously haha

  • 25 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:02pm
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    ok i'll be honest. i'm not fat and i have no twilight or pattinson posters anywhere in my house. im 19 years old and i go to an ivy league college and have had mature relationships. and i would still fuck rob pattinson, dressed as edward cullen or not.

  • 24 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:03pm
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    like 4:39, what the hell are you trying to prove? if your life is really that great you wouldn't be on here trashing people.

  • 27 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:32pm
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    dude if men just dressed semi as nice and mature as "edward cullen" a lot more men would be getting laid. along with if they acted slightly like him just sayin :)

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:42am
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    9:23 - so you think there should be "a intelligent test" huh? Interesting... seems like you may not pass it yourself.

  • 24 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:59am
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    Never saw the movie but he's gooood looking. The twilight fans can be insane and this text is funny. End of story.

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:58pm
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    I wear ones and I would fuck Rob sideways, twice, and hard. so uhh yeah.

  • 27 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:54pm
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    All the negativity...can't we all just enjoy the fact that Robert Pattinson would make a great prostitute? I'm just sayin'

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:15pm
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    I'll dress as Edward... Minus the sparkling skin

  • 25 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:27pm
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    honestly i think all guys should fuck a fat chick just once to see what its like, cant say its bad unless youve tried it! really and truly ive heard theres more to grab and feel, not appealing to the eyes but appealing to the touch.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:37pm
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    I'd rather have a Rob Pat sized diamond than sissy Rob done up to look like one. Lame sauce.

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:14pm
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    omg lol.. can't we just get back to the fact that the text was sooo true and thus forth hilllaaarious!

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:10pm
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    rob pattinson is ugly. plain and simple. plenty of other sexy guys out there

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:07pm
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    haha yeah it was, i just went to every extreme i could think of

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:10pm
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    3:57 I guess I don't understand how "intelligent" people find the objectionalization of women and utter stupidity of plot conent, can be entertaining. I can see why 13 yr old girls enjoy it. Hell I loved Goosebumps books, but when I am 25 I dont read that shit. Adults that enjoy this trash just blow my mind

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:57pm
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    People shouldn't talk unless they know wtf they are talking about....keep that in mind

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:39pm
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    @435 actually I went Ivy League and Graduated Summa Cum Laude you trifling cunt. I have a great job and I will take my life any day over a 19 year old wanting to fuck a 40 year olds wet dream... Pretty sure I win in life. But hey I can pray that one day I will fuck Wonder Woman...you dumb cunt

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:18pm
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    @ 402 Ms. Ivy League then you are intelligent enough to know that the morality of the character he stands for is an abusive, controlling, sexist ass hole. It's all okay because he is a smooth talker and you are too stupid to make the right decision...right? Plus he is a fad and fads like your education will soon disappear

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:53am
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    I'm 22, not fat, loved twilight, would hate a controlling sparkle bitch BUT i'd still fuck him until I glittered.

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:19pm
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    6:58 I appreciate I guess my hate is derived from having to hear about this shit everyday. That and girls thy actually are too stupid too see what it is about. Just a trigger for me

  • 23 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:24am
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    It is in the PRETEEN Section...Enough said

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:15pm
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    I love how stupid most people are.....

  • 22 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:19pm
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    the books are fun... the movie blows, horribly. Rob is just average.. I'm more of a Johnny Depp kinda girl. plus.. if i had to have sex w a vampire it'd be brad pitt circa "interview w a vampire"

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:26pm
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    ok i'm sure this has been said, i just don't feel like reading all this to find out buutttt... he could also make a whole lot of money making movies...and not fucking fat chicks...think he's pretty set.

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:16pm
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    im guessing you fall into that category 515...because most stupid people think theyre smart

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:21pm
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    Fat girls need love to, they just gotta pay. Cause at the moment of orrgasm, no one cares what the other person looks like. Now, the moment after that moment is another story.

  • 25 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:09pm
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    hahaha. unfortunately that's very true. go youtube the soup new moon reaction and there is this british fat ass drooling and hyper ventilating over it. the original reaction is 9 minutes long. what the fuck.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:12pm
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    @ 3:56 - most of those rabid fangirls are moronic tweens. I don't think they're on this site... I'm 24 and loved the Twilight series, but I'm totally ashamed of it. I know it's absurd. So while yes, I would fuck Rob Pattinson's brains out (as Edward Cullen or no), I'm certainly not going to go apeshit on anyone who calls Twilight ridiculous. I'm well aware of that fact.

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:35pm
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    @4:18, bitter a little bit? someone got turned down by their ivy league school... do me a favor, kill yourself now so the world doesnt have to listen to your sob story of anguish and your "cut my wrist" music...

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:25pm
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    I agree with 4:16... Spike was a MUCH sexier vampire than Edward. I would pay insane amounts of money to have sex with James Marsters dressed as spike. yummy. :)

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:40pm
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    omg he is so fuckin sexy. [:

  • 20 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:04pm
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    4:26 I can respect an appreciation for it, but you obviously appreciate it.....not these Twitards that every other word is about this nonsense and how Edward cullen is god incarnate. Especially from adults...that is merely my point. Shit I love Transformers..but I am not worshipping Optimus Prime....

  • 23 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:31pm
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    516 pretty sure you epitomize that stereotype

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:01pm
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    Also, he doesn't bathe.

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:12pm
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    ....He was a much better Cedric Diggory than an Edward Cullen. And honestly what's with all the insults? You're all just really silly. I get the feeling someone's going to make fun of me for saying silly....

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:30pm
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    I'd prefer him dressed as naked.

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:16pm
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    He's not hot. I've pondered why so many think he is. He's mildly above average. Hell even in vampire territory, Spike and Angel from Buffy were way the fuck hotter.

  • 20 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:57am
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    I'm not fat, but I'd sure like to fuck him :) he's damn sexy.

  • 20 32
    Submitted by countessmarie on Apr 16, 11 at 12:47am
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    I've read all the books and seen the movies (the books were good, and I was dragged to the movies by my long island cousin) but I still think rob/Edward are STUPID. Alice is the best. \nBut give me some Cedric Diggory, and I might think about it.

  • 20 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:39pm
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    Skinny girls would pay for it too, just sayin. The fuck should be a part of the refund for paying to see the movie (which aw 7:22 said, sucked hard).

  • 21 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:40pm
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    Fuck dressed as Edward Cullen. Give him to me dressed as Salvador Dali. ... I still need to see that movie. (Dali, not Twilight. I hate Twilight.)

  • 22 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:19pm
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    @4:11, i agree that in twilight his acting isn't that great but he is really good in How to be!

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:56pm
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    am i the only girl that has no idea who either of these people are?

  • 20 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:51pm
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    id fuck him any way even if he was fat.

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:58am
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    Edward Cullen clothes are waaaaayyy too tight and small. I like men who dress like men not who wear almost belly tops with super tight vinyl jackets

  • 20 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:57pm
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    I'm concerned that you were able to name Tiger Beat.

  • 20 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:46am
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    im depressed after reading though a bunch of these. why is every one so mean on here? i mean im no fucking princess but jeez....

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:05pm
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    and 5:37.............that rant was just................fucking bizarre.

  • 20 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:10pm
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    yall juss need to lyk CHILL THE FUCK OUT MENG>

  • 20 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:23am
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    I agree with 9:52. I think there should be a intelligence test before somebody can vote on an issue. I am tired of these idiot people that have no idea about the economy or foregin policy having a say in how our government is ran. That is like me telling Bill Gates how he needs to run Microsoft. Logically it just is plain lunacy. And I have read the books becuase I unlike some people, reserve my judgement until I am fully educated on the topic at hand. I am just smart enough to analyze "literature".

  • 18 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:59pm
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    Stupid. Moderators fail again.

  • 19 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:36pm
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    I didn't think he was attractive at first, but now.. different story. No, his acting in Twilight wasn't the best, but he's definitely nice to look at. :] I love his natural accent. And his hands.. ;]

  • 19 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:11pm
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    dressed as edward cullen = ...total doucher?

  • 22 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:07pm
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    Totally offened at myself that I laughed since I'm a twi fan. LOL

  • 16 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:50pm
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    Four in a row not posted... wow. I'm on a roll.

  • 19 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:11pm
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    @4:01 I'll help him bathe in the shower. Not a problem. Rob is hot Edward or not lol

  • 20 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:28am
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    ROB PATTZ! OM NOM NOM NOM!