I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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