I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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