I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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