So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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