so let's talk penis.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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