there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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