in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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