Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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