Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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