Whod you bang
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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