It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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