I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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