I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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