handjob tips. give me some.
she smelled like a LAN party
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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