Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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