I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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