I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Never joke about your clitoris.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize