I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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