I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize