i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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