hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
either way he was missing a nipple.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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