using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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