Need sex. Gaining weight.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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