ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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