took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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