Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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