I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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