Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
is that a dick in a sweater?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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