Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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