It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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