Acid is not a monday night drug
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize