The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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