Walk of Shame. In a state park.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She bit a glass in half.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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