Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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