Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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