I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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