What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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