do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
false alarm, still single
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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