He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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