so explain again why im purple
no
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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