her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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